Category Movies We're Watching

• Curse of Demon Mountain

  Curse of Demon Mountain was primarily slow and pointless, with a neat little twist at the very end that doesn’t begin to make up for the rest of it.

  Posted Feb 07, 10:11 PM · Author Administrator

• RIP: Rest in Pieces

  A review of a Dustin Wayne Mills movie – RIP: Rest in Pieces

  Posted Aug 14, 07:52 PM · Author Administrator

• Sex Machine

  This one was a great movie. Unironically recommended.

  Posted Jun 19, 01:37 AM · Author Administrator

• When Evil Calls

  At least it was entertaining.

  Posted Jun 12, 01:41 AM · Author Administrator

• Impact

  It’s sappy and bloated, sexist and unscientific. It’s Impact!

  Posted Jan 31, 06:31 PM · Author Administrator

• Witchcraft 5: Dance with the Devil

  A long (and surprisingly-perspiration-free) review of Witchcraft 5: Dance with the Devil

  Posted Jan 24, 06:24 PM · Author Administrator

• Dinosaurus!

  Review of Dinosaurus! which implies that it’s a wee bit racist, except for the “wee bit” part

  Posted Jan 17, 05:17 PM · Author Administrator

• Offensive Shaolin Longfist

  Review of Offensive Shaolin Longfist way more conherent than the actual movie.

  Posted Jan 10, 05:10 AM · Author Administrator

• Tough Ninja the Shadow Warrior

  Tough Ninja the Shadow Warrior is a bit of a dark ninjer movie, and not just in the literal sense

  Posted Jan 03, 01:03 AM · Author Administrator

• Puppet Master: Axis of Evil

  Review of Puppet Master: Axis Of Evil: terrible, but competently made

  Posted Dec 27, 12:27 PM · Author Administrator