Here are the Final and Accurate Results of the fourth year’s Cine Mal Practice Shows. Certified by no one, and presented without fear of contradiction.

We had an in-person show on April 15, and a remote show with four bonus categories on August 19 (at 7 PM and again at 9 PM).

The In-Person Show

THE ELEVATOR PITCH
Mercury Man

LEAST-SPECIAL EFFECT
Ghost Shark

LOL
Mercury Man

MISTAKES WERE MAYDE
Zombie vs Ninja

SCIENCE!
Attack of the Puppet People

BECAUSE I COULD NOT STOP FOR DEATH
Ghost Shark

FEATURED CREATURES
From Hell It Came

BECAUSE I’M EVIL
Cross

OVER THE TOP
Despiser

DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING
Evil Laugh

HOLD MY BEER
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

WORST ACTING
Zombie vs Ninja

WORST PICTURE
Ghost Shark

The Remote Show

ROMANCE: DOA
7 PM winner: Ali Baba and the Seven Saracens / Fenomenal and the Treasure of Tutankhamen (tie – Ali Baba won the 7 PM tiebreaker)
9 PM winner: Fenomenal and the Treasure of Tutankhamen
Overall winner: Ali Baba and the Seven Saracens

WTF?
7 PM winner: Humanity’s End
9 PM winner: Humanity’s End
Overall winner: Humanity’s End

SONGS IN THE KEY OF CMP
7 PM winner: One Million AC/DC
9 PM winner: One Million AC/DC
Overall winner: One Million AC/DC

ALL BAD THINGS
7 PM winner: The Wounded
9 PM winner: The Wounded / Evil Laugh (tie – Evil Laugh won the 9 PM tiebreaker)
Overall: The Wounded

If you are not running the latest version of Zoom (5.15.7), there is a chance you might not hear the audio.

Update at your own discretion.

It’s coming! It’s almost here!

The zoom link is:
[removed because the show is over]

No one will be admitted from the waiting room prior to 6:30 PM.

Bring your friends! Bring your enemies! Bring your snacks! Bring your enemy’s snacks … but don’t trust them!

Nudity, profanity, and blood-coming-out-the-sides-of-the-character’s-mouth will all be provided.

If a train leaves Chicago at 7 PM Eastern on Saturday, August 19, and travels toward Ann Arbor at 100 MPH, and another train leaves Kalamazoo at 7:03 PM, traveling toward Chicago at 107 MPH, the resulting train wreck will still be small potatoes compared to some of the clips we are showing at the

Cine Mal Practice 4 Bonus Show

Saturday, August 19
7 PM Eastern
and again at
9 PM Eastern

Come see four categories that we didn’t have time to show you back in April.

Watch! Vote! Snack! (and/or “Snack?”) Only on Zoom!

Why no results post? Because we have four more categories coming!

A fully-remote CMP 4 bonus show is coming on Zoom, Saturday, August 19, at 7 PM Eastern … and again at 9 PM Eastern.

The categories for this show will be:

Songs in the Key of CMP
WTF
Romance: DOA
All Bad Things

See you there or see you square!
…ly somewhere else.