Here are the Final and Accurate Results of the third year’s Cine Mal Practice shows. This one took a little longer than usual because we had a tie, which meant we needed a tiebreaker policy, and then consequently we needed to enact said policy. But don’t we run tiebreakers at the shows? We do, but this one … was complicated.
You will note that there are several different winners listed. Each show has its individual winner, and the overall winner is chosen by aggregated vote total. In case of a tie, the two clips are presented at the following UCON Primary (usually in November, but this year in October due to UM Home Football Schedule Shenanigans), and the tie is broken by UCON vote.
Part One
THE ELEVATOR PITCH
7 PM winner: Avalanche Sharks
9 PM winner: Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Overall winner: Avalanche Sharks
MYSTICS WEER MADE
7 PM winner: Ballistica
9 PM winner: Ballistica
Overall winner: Ballistica
DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING
7 PM winner: Charlie’s Death Wish
9 PM winner: Charlie’s Death Wish
Overall winner: Charlie’s Death Wish
WARDROBE DYSFUNCTION
7 PM winner: She
9 PM winner: She
Overall winner: She
LOL
7 PM winner: Kung Fu Arts / Avalanche Sharks (tie – Kung Fu Arts won the 7 PM tiebreaker)
9 PM winner: Kung Fu Arts
Overall winner: Kung Fu Arts
SCIENCE!
7 PM winner: The Alligator People / Ballistica / Age of Ice (tie – The Alligator People won the 7 PM tiebreaker)
9 PM winner: Age of Ice
Overall winner: Age of Ice
Part Two
OVER THE TOP
7 PM winner: Nude Nuns with Big Guns
9 PM winner: Charlie’s Death Wish / Nude Nuns with Big Guns (tie – Charlie’s Death Wish won the 9 PM tiebreaker)
Overall winner: Nude Nuns with Big Guns
LEAST-SPECIAL EFFECT
7 PM winner: Chupacabra vs the Alamo
9 PM winner: Age of Ice
Overall winner: Chupacabra vs the Alamo
HOLD MY BEER
7 PM winner: Shotgun
9 PM winner: Hangar 18
Overall winner: Shotgun
WTF?
7 PM winner: Black Mask 2: City of Masks / Merlin: the Return / Ballistia (tie – Black Mask 2: City of Masks won the 7 PM tiebreaker)
9 PM winner: Black Mask 2: City of Masks / Ninja Fantasy (tie – Ninja Fantasy won the 9 PM tiebreaker)
Overall winner: Black Mask 2: City of Masks / Ninja Fantasy (tie – Ninja Fantasy won the UCON tiebreaker)
ALL BAD THINGS
7 PM winner: Avalanche Sharks
9 PM winner: Avalanche Sharks / Shaolin Chastity Kung Fu (tie – Avalanche Sharks won the 9 PM tiebreaker)
Overall winner: Avalanche Sharks
Part Three
SONGS IN THE KEY OF CMP
7 PM winner: Zarkorr! The Invader
9 PM winner: Zarkorr! The Invader
Overall winner: Zarkorr! the Invader
FEATURED CREATURES
7 PM winner: The Alligator People
9 PM winner: Chupacabra vs the Alamo
Overall winner: Chupacabra vs the Alamo
BECAUSE I COULD NOT STOP FOR DEATH
7 PM winner: The Doll Squad
9 PM winner: Avalanche Sharks / The Doll Squad (tie – The DollSquad won the 9 PM tiebreaker)
Overall winner: Chupacabra vs the Alamo
IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT!
7 PM winner: 2010: Moby Dick
9 PM winner: 2010: Moby Dick
Overall winner: 2010: Moby Dick
WORST ACTING
7 PM winner: Shotgun
9 PM winner: Shotgun / Android Insurrection (tie – Android Insurrection took the 9 PM tiebreaker)
Overall winner: Shotgun
WORST PICTURE
7 PM winner: Charlie’s Death Wish
9 PM winner: Charlie’s Death Wish
Overall winner: Chupacabra vs the Alamo