Here are the Final and Accurate Results of the second year’s Cine Mal Practice shows. You will note that there are several different winners listed. Each show has its individual winner, and the overall winner is chosen by aggregated vote total. One year, there may be an overall winner that comes in second at each show — but it won’t be and in fact, there is one this year!

PART I

The Elevator Pitch

7 PM winner: Mammoth
9 PM winner: Mammoth / Ninja Commandments (tie)
Overall winner: Mammoth

Least-Special Effect

7 PM winner: Conquest
9 PM winner: Conquest
Overall winner: Conquest

Featured Creatures

7 PM winner: Vikingdom
9 PM winner: Andron
Overall winner: Vikingdom

Hold My Beer

7 PM winner: Journey to the 7th Planet
9 PM winner: Journey to the 7th Planet
Overall winner: Journey to the 7th Planet

Thank You, Captain Obvious

7 PM winner: Mammoth / Wrestling Women vs Aztec Mummy (tie)
9 PM winner: Witness to a Kill
Overall winner: Wrestling Women vs Aztec Mummy

Over the Top

7 PM winner: Jungle Virgin Force
9 PM winner: Silent Night Deadly Night 2
Overall winner: Jungle Virgin Force

Part II

Songs in the Key of CMP

7 PM winner: Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher
9 PM winner: Red Riding Hood
Overall winner: Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher

Because I Could Not Stop For Death…

7 PM winner: The Fantastic Argoman
9 PM winner: The Fantastic Argoman
Overall winner: The Fantastic Argoman

SCIENCE!

7 PM winner: Icetastrophe
9 PM winner: Icetastrophe
Overall winner: Icetastrophe

Didn’t See That Coming

7 PM winner: Witness to a Kill
9 PM winner: Mammoth / Witness to a Kill / Showdown at Area 51 (tie)
Overall winner: Witness to a Kill

All Bad Things

7 PM winner: Andron
9 PM winner: Conquest
Overall winner: Conquest

Part III

Romance: DOA

7 PM winner: I Am Here….Now
9 PM winner: I Am Here….Now
Overall winner: I Am Here….Now

LOL

7 PM winner: Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
9 PM winner: Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators
Overall winner: Metamorphosis

WTF

7 PM winner: The Day The Fish Came Out / Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators (tie)
9 PM winner: I Am Here….Now / The Day The Fish Came Out / Mega-Shark vs Mecha Shark (tie)
Overall winner: The Day The Fish Came Out

Worst Acting

7 PM winner: I Am Here….Now
9 PM winner: I Am Here….Now
Overall winner: I Am Here….Now

Worst Picture

7 PM winner: I Am Here….Now
9 PM winner: I Am Here….Now
Overall winner: I Am Here….Now

Tonight is the late-night re-run (and final) showing of Cine Mal Practice 2 Part III (A.3.b.§0).

The Zoom link is [removed since show is over]

The start time is 9 PM Eastern. People will be let in from the waiting room — but not before 8:30 PM. One vote per Zoom device. Show us your snacks.

Cine Mal Practice 2, Part 3, First Run … is tonight (July 31) at 7 PM EDT.

The Zoom link is: [removed because the show is over]

One vote per device. People will start being admitted from the Waiting Room at around 6:30.

Praise the Ray!

Avian apparitions can be a sign of imminent eschatology. Alternately, we may be approaching another Cine Mal Practice 2 show (the third of three) on July 31 at 7 PM EDT. Save the date and/or act accordingly.

Phil Collins will not be appearing this evening.

However, the second run of Cine Mal Practice 2, Part II (of III) will be!

Today (June 12, 2021) at 9 PM (EDT).

The link is [REMOVED SINCE THE SHOW IS OVER]

No one will be admitted from the waiting room until the shocking Carmen Mirandacabra sequence has finished. Or 8:30 PM. Whichever comes first.